For the past month I’ve been spending occasional Sundays regaling you with my tales of traveling woes as I traversed Canada to complete my move into Idaho. That was a couple of months now but I can still remember crossing that border. It wasn’t eventful… but I was really ready to get out of Canada. Here’s my top memories of the last day and a half we spent driving to our destination.
- The Border. After going 50+ miles into Canada before seeing the shack for the border crossing, the American border into Montana was ridiculously large and over bearing. And you have to slalom your car through barricades to exit, exactly like leaving a military base actually. What happens when you actually see the border guard? Not a damn thing. I think we said ‘hello’ and he looked at my dogs certificate and then waved us through. A lot of pomp and circumstance. Oh what he asked if we had any Canadian food… but since we were just about starving at this point that was an easy answer.
- Montana. Maybe it was because we had just driving 2 days through the most boring terrain imaginable by the time we reached it. I don’t really care, Montana was gorgeous. They mountains are so beautiful it was hard for me to focus on the fact my car-mates were close to heaving every second we wound through them. Oh yeah… that never changed.
- Thank god for gas by the gallon. You know that feeling when you haven’t seen your bank account in a week and you’ve been charging unimaginably expensive gas twice a day the whole time? I do… it’s not fun.
- Cell service! Sort of. So my boyfriend (with an Idaho phone) got full service in Montana while my sister and I did not. The minute we crossed into Idaho we got our service and his took a nose dive. Either way, I won’t complain. We celebrated by calling everyone and their mother at our last campsite. I even checked my instagram. It nice to have no connection to the outside world for a while… but it’s nicer to have it back when you really get tired of your travel buddies.
- What new hell is this HEAT!? That’s right, I’m an Alaskan. I don’t do heat. Do you know what happens in Alaska when it’s 70 degrees? Everybody starts complaining and standing in front of their freezers sweating their butts off because we don’t even own air conditioning units. So you know what happens when I drive across my new home state’s border into 100 degree weather in a Jeep with no air conditioning unit and neoprene seats?! My boyfriend is lucky he survived those last few hours. What water we had left went to my dog every break we took, which became hourly it seemed. I drove 80 mph down the interstate with all my windows down and laying on my steering wheel. If you don’t know, neoprene doesn’t breath… and 100 degrees makes me sweat too much to evaporate fast enough.
So that’s the final chronicle in my summer expedition move through Canada. There’s nothing that compares to dying of heat, worrying about your poor quickly dehydrating dog, while hauling ass the last hour of your 6.5 day trip. I needed a shower, a real meal and a good nights rest so bad it hurt. We did the only thing we could think to do under the conditions… we unpacked, showered, dressed up and went to The Melting Pot!